Wait, What?
Ladies, gentlemen, ghouls, and shy nerds—welcome! I’m Wendigo, Harlem-born and definitely not vegan. You might be wondering why a legendary beast from the cold north has such hot style. Simple: grew up in Harlem, baby. And hey, if Joel can come all the way from the Atacama Desert in Chile—where it’s drier than my sense of humor—and survive over a decade in NYC, I can at least own a cool hat and some gold chains. People call Joel a “desert son,” but after living in New York for years, he’s basically a cactus in a Yankees cap. (badum tss!)
The Programmer-Turned-Storyteller
So Joel spent decades coding. You know coding, right? It’s like necromancy but with fewer zombies and more syntax errors. The only difference is that necromancers get a staff and a dramatic cloak. Coders? They get hunched shoulders and carpal tunnel. At some point, Joel had enough of debugging at 3 AM and hearing that classic line: “But it works on mymachine!”
So, he conjured up LifeView Studio—a place where raw footage transforms into cinematic art. Imagine Dr. Frankenstein resurrecting creatures… only with fewer lightning bolts and more Adobe Premiere plugins. His editing is so good he made me look cuddly in my Halloween Tour reels, and trust me, I’ve been scaring small children and TikTokers since the dawn of time. (Boo!)
“Wendigo On Tour” 2024: Edited by Joel, Starring Me
Last Halloween, I hit the road, people. Fourteen cities, each with their own spooky tales—urban legends, haunted mansions, really bad Wi-Fi signals, you name it. We had sold-out crowds in every city because apparently folks enjoy risking their lives and hearing bad jokes. Who doesn’t love a two-for-one deal, right?
Joel tagged along—virtually, of course—to stitch together all my behind-the-scenes footage. Let me tell you, seeing me devour a microphone stand in 4K is next-level entertainment. He captured all my jokes about clueless influencers and “ghosting” fans—literally! And if you ever watch me try to floss dance, you’ll realize that I should be the one haunting your nightmares, not the other way around.
Alright, you survived the story, now feast your eyes on the real deal—my comedy tour! Click play if you dare, and remember… if you don’t laugh, it’s because you’re too scared!
Survived my tour? Brave. If you want more mind-bending videos, Joel’s got plenty—360º adventures, crazy edits, and weird stuff. Click here, but don’t blame me if reality feels boring after.
What LifeView Studio Does (Before I Eat the Audience)
Video Editing Mastery
Joel can edit anything—from your grandma’s 90th birthday Zoom call to footage of me pranking Bigfoot in Times Square (he’s camera-shy, ironically). If your raw video is as messy as my midnight snacks, Joel cleans it up without needing a hazmat suit.
360º Footage (Without Making You Dizzy… Kinda)
Ever wanted to explore an abandoned amusement park without, y’know, risking tetanus? Joel’s 360º videos let you do just that. Throw on a VR headset and—BOOM—you’re there, minus the rusty nails. He even recorded me ice-skating once. Let’s say I prefer to snack on skates rather than wear them.
Audio Magic with Ripo Audio
EBecause someone needs to make my gargling roars sound presentable. These wizards do everything from mixing musicals to smoothing out your cousin’s karaoke. If they can deal with my voice, they can handle your next big project—no exorcism needed.
(I tried singing “La Costa” by Vanessa Williams once, but turns out I’m more of a “la costra” guy. Sorry.)
Shining a Spotlight on Joel’s Madness
Joel’s not just a code monkey-turned-video wizard; he’s a storyteller. He’ll take your half-baked idea—like a comedic horror show about a monster in Harlem, for instance—and turn it into something that’ll make your audience laugh, cry, and check under their beds simultaneously. Sure, I’m the official face of horror comedy, but Joel is the one who polishes my act until it shines like a fresh set of dentures.
He’s from Chile, has lived in NYC for over a decade, and still hasn’t melted from the summer humidity. That alone deserves respect. If you’re a shy geek who can’t handle small talk, relax—Joel’s used to dealing with jumpy content creators, fussy clients, and me, the biggest weirdo in the room.
What’s Next?
LifeView Studio is evolving—kind of like me, every time I eat a new influencer. Joel’s always exploring new tech, new angles, and new ways to freak people out… or fascinate them, whichever pays better. If you’ve got a project that needs a punch of creativity—and maybe a cameo from me—don’t be shy. Or do be shy, that’s fine; we’ll just put a spotlight on you anyway.
Remember, if Joel can handle me on a cross-country Halloween Tour, he can handle your next big idea. So step into the darkness—figuratively speaking—and see what wonders LifeView Studio can cook up for you.
(Warning: Some side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, mild terror, and an unexplainable craving for Chilean empanadas.)
Begin Your Shadowy Tale
